Monday, January 11, 2021

Update: Letterbox Lists

 


So, I've been on Letterbox for a year or two now. I find it's very easy to categorize movies that you've seen or movies you put into your watch list.

Well, I've made a couple lists on there that are relevant to this blog. A list of movies I have reviewed, and a list of movies I want to review.

Mostly these are for me, it's going to be better to not have to pull up files buried in my documents folder just to look at potential reviews or whether or not I've already talked about a movie (That will be a problem later down the line). However, if anyone does wish to recommend a movie to review, these lists are here to let you know if I have already done that movie, or if I have some plans to review that movie.

The Movies I Reviewed list also has links to each review. I think it can be handy for some people.

If you want to check out each list, feel free.

Films I have Reviewed: https://letterboxd.com/dark_entity/list/films-ive-reviewed-on-my-blog/detail/

Films I Want to Review: https://letterboxd.com/dark_entity/list/films-i-may-review-on-my-blog/

With all that said, I will see you in February, not sure what I'll review yet. I'll decide on something.

Friday, January 1, 2021

2021 - What is happening here for the new year?

 


So, a brand new year is here. 2021, honestly I thought it'd never get here. Well, with the new year, what is gonna change?

Well, hopefully nothing. However, that is only because I am trying to implement a new upload schedule.

Because of school, I will still only be releasing one review a month, however, to make up for that I'm going to try to post one Editorial or First Impressions as well. Reviews typically are posted on the first of the month, which free up the rest of the time for really anything.

So, there will be three kinds of posts on this blog:

1. Reviews - Standard reviews of animated movies, these will be released on the first of the month. For 2021, I'm going to try and focus on some older movies, at least pre-1990s, but no guarantees that I'll stick to that. I tend to review what I want.

2. First Impressions - Talking about newly released movies and whether or not they're worth seeing. Mostly these will have to be movies released in theatres, onto Netflix or Disney+ (As those are the two streaming services I have) or a notable direct to video feature. I also need to have something to say about it, even if it's just me saying "This is funny", if I have a very clear feeling towards the movie, than I'll make a blog about it.

3. Editorials - Just blogs where I talk about something that is on my mind, whether it is the sorry state of Netflix Originals or why I don't like a particularly beloved movie. If it is in some way related to my blog, I'll talk about it.

With all that said, I'm gonna take January off. I'd say it's for relaxing, but school starts on the 4th for me, and that sucks. So, it's more going to be for getting back into the swing of things. Once I'm done with school, I can get back to the original intent of this blog and releasing a post on a weekly schedule.

Well, with all that said, here is to hoping that 2021 is a better year for us all. Take care, stay safe, wash your hands and Fare-thee-well!

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

A Christmas Carol (2009) - A rather unpleasant take on the holiday classic

 

Another year has almost drawn it's final curtain, well... final thirty one curtains I guess. Anyway, last year for the Christmas movie review, I kinda cheated on technicality and reviewed the classic TV special, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, it was over 40 minutes, which by the standards of both the American Film Institute and British Film Institute, made it feature length, but I think this year, it would be a good idea to review something that is at least an hour long, and what better movie to look at than an adaptation of one of the most famous Christmas stories known to man, A Christmas Carol, specifically the 2009 movie starring Jim Carrey.

I've seen a couple adaptations of this famous story, I also have a copy of the book so this ain't my first rodeo, err... this isn't my first experience with this story. For anyone saying this story is about three ghosts bullying an old man into being less of a jerk... well, you're not wrong but that is a gross oversimplification of the story. Scrooge is given warning by the ghost of his business partner Jacob Marley that he will be visited by three spirits, the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Yet-to-Come. They each show him visions, each pertaining to the merry holiday and with a certain reason. The first shows him his past, and how it has affected his attitude towards others and the holiday, the second shows him the day of Christmas and the merry joys of it and how the people closest to him bare him no ill-will, and the third shows him the possible future and the potential consequences of his actions. That really is the simplest I can summarize the story. How does this movie handle the story? I'd give it a... B+, maybe an A- on a good day.

This unmistakably is A Christmas Carol, with many of the iconic scenes and lines from the book almost copy/pasted into the movie. That fact I can admonish because it really does show respect to the source material and the author, it even keeps that line that Ghost of Christmas Present has about men doing ill in his name, it's a bit that's cut out of most movies for some reason, probably because it criticizes a practice I believe has roots in one of the Christian sects, don't quote me as a source on that though. The fact the writers remembered little details like that is actually highly admirable, but what isn't admirable is everything else, specifically the stuff that wasn't from the book.

Really movie? A chase scene? Was the emotional turmoil of dealing with the possibility of people being apathetic at best to the lead character's death not investing enough? You need to add a chase scene? Why? This is the portion of the film that brings the darkest moments and emotional lows of the film, it doesn't need action scenes or thrilling transitions. Oh yeah, the transitions, you had such a great scene in the movie where Bob Cratchit walked away feigning strength for his family and just let it all out in front of Scrooge, showing him the pain and suffering he's going through, and how do we leave this scene? With the entire location being ripped away in a storm. Why why why? You were on the right track and then you derailed yourself, why why why?

On that same note, I really don't think the writers understood a lot of the story. In the opening bit, we see Scrooge walking through the town and everyone reacting to him. You get the impression people are afraid of him, which... is an interpretation sure, but it's the same kind of interpretation that makes Raphael the leader of the Ninja Turtles. People hated Scrooge, but I don't think they really feared him, he was a shrewd and jerky business man, not a street thug. However, I think my most hated change in the story was, admittedly a very small thing, you might have not even noticed it on your first or second watch, but it pisses me off on a critical level. My most hated thing about this adaptation's story is that Scrooge wasn't the one to wipe the snow off his grave. Yes, it seems small and nitpicky, but here's the thing; What is the point of this scene? That Scrooge is gonna die? Well, no duh, everyone dies. No, this is the scene where Scrooge finally realizes the consequences of his actions toward his fellow man, he dies alone, unloved and disrespected, he asks whose death brought so much joy to everybody, and the answer is on the gravestone; his own. In other adaptations of the story, him wiping the snow from his own name is the point that drives everything home. I think the difference can be best summed up in... and I can't believe I'm using this as an example but, the best way to sum up why this change pisses me off so much, is with a line from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

To loosely quote; "It is the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high."

Meaning, it's one character coming to the realization by himself and the other having the realization forced upon him. The difference may not mean much at the end of it all, but to me it makes all the difference.

The movie is also really, really unpleasant, not in the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas way where it's engrossingly unpleasant, but also not in the Vanguard way where those movies are just entirely unpleasant to watch. The story can get unpleasant and dark at times, but seriously, this far is too far. Yes, it is sad to say goodbye to the Ghost of Christmas Present, but it's not traumatic, yes Scrooge and his nephew did argue, but it didn't feel very bitter and unfriendly. Yes, Scrooge does have to see his own name on his own grave, but it wasn't during a god damn blizzard. Honestly, I think this movie is too unpleasant at times, the joyful moments don't balance things out properly. We have The Ghost of Christmas Present, but he hits scrooge over the head with his torch, we have the Cratchit dinner scene, but Mrs. Cratchit laments wanting something better, this is all really dismal and depressing, as much as I admire the loyalty to the book, when it deviates, sometimes in even just the tiniest of ways, it's really does irritate me a little.

Whew, all that just for the story wow, well, let's get a few other quick points out of the way, just to cover all the points.

The characters were fine, but I really don't think Jim Carrey was a good choice for Scrooge, this is a role that was played by Alastair Sim, George C. Scott, Patrick Stewart, Michael Caine, Reginald Owen and so many other highly regarded alumni. Not that Jim Carrey isn't a great performer, nor did he turn in a bad performance, but this just wasn't a role for him. Maybe I could see him as a Ghost of Christmas Present, but not as Scrooge.

Animation wise, it was fine, this was one of the movies by ImageMovers Digital, but I don't think the animation was too bad, it was pleasing to the eye at points and very few movements looked wrong to me. I will say though, please do not superimpose an actors face onto an animated character, that was a sloppy job and it looked horrible. Also, there was so much flying in this movie I thought I was watching a How to Train Your Dragon film without dragons.

I'm really of two minds on this one. On the one hand, the book loyalty does make it a solid adaptation, and there really isn't much wrong with the movie on a technical level. It's just the changes they did, the thrilling chases and transitions, the endless flights, the unpleasantness of it all, the minor things it feels they didn't get right. I know I really shouldn't say all that makes this movie bad, because this movie isn't, it's just... Coraline... I didn't like that movie because of the changes it made from the book, this is another example of Coraline happening. However, unlike Coraline, there are so many other adaptations of this story out there. On some level, I do have to concede to there being only one adaptation of Coraline, so whether I like the movie or not, I'll have to settle for it. However, there are so many other, and better, versions of A Christmas Carol out there. The 1950s Alastair Sim version is really good as is the 1980s George C Scott version, but my absolute favourite is the 1990s Muppets version, it is legit one of my all-time favourite movies, top twenty hands down. I don't think I can recommend this one, on some level I can, but it's the same level I can recommend the previous three that I mentioned, so no, I don't recommend this one. I highly recommend the Alastair Sim and George C Scott versions, and I ONLY recommend The Muppet version with the "When Love is Gone" scene included, find it on VHS if you must, that is the best version of the movie. As for this one, I'd recommend it once if you haven't seen it before. It isn't a bad movie, just... not one I really enjoyed.


Friday, November 6, 2020

First Impressions: The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On The Run (2020)

2020 has been one Hell of a year, trust me it's been a ride for me as well, even as a non American, and honestly, I think one of the most sour things I had to accept was, well a lot of things, but relevant to this post is not being able to see the new SpongeBob movie in theatres.

Why does that hurt so much? Well, I have been a SpongeBob fan for literally my entire life. The first cartoon I remember watching was SpongeBob, and to this day SpongeBob is still one of my favourite shows and one of my favourite characters. I don't remember seeing the first SpongeBob movie in theatres (Though don't take my word on that one because I would have been six at the time), and I had no chance of seeing the second one in theatres on account of me being a broke high school student. In a way, it's kind of a Shakespearian tragedy of sorts that I have never officially been able to see one of my all time favourite franchises on the big screen. Yes, the movie is in theatres in Canada, where I live, but I'm not going to the theatre during the pandemic, so, no I have never been able to see any of the SpongeBob movies on the big screen with a crowd. It's sad, but that is what happens sometimes.

Well, the movie came to Netflix for other viewers so I was able to watch it and... I really want to like this movie.

Okay, so, it's almost the end of the year and I have a bunch of movies to watch for the end of the year, and some movies are still coming out so I don't really know how many I'll get done. I've seen some really bad animated movies like Pets United, Scoob! and the latest piece of garbage from that festering dumpster heap of a studio known as Vanguard, Fe@rLeSS_. So, with all of that under my belt, I can't be too hard on this movie, but... I'm sorry, it wasn't that good.

I think... I don't actually know what I think. It is often hard to pin-down what exactly makes SpongeBob good in the first place. For me, it's a really funny show that makes me feel like a young kid eagerly running for the TV again, even as an adult, a lot of the jokes and writing in SpongeBob is genuinely funny, and I'll admit there were some moments that made me laugh in this movie, I don't think they were as strong as the show's high points, but they were decently amusing. The problem is, those jokes were few and far between, not that any joke really fell hard or became cringey, but nothing really elicited much of a response from me.

The pros of this is that the movie doesn't really become unwatchable, but the downside is that the movie ends up being kinda boring. Let me explain with an example of the movie: The climax involves running through castle halls, SpongeBob and friends piloting a suit of armour like a Gundam, and said suit of armour falling out a window and the gang having to chase it down to catch it to save Squidward, I should not be thinking about skipping any part of that segment.

There is another weird scene where SpongeBob and Patrick are dreaming, they meet the head of Keanu Reeves inside of a tumbleweed, go into a saloon for pirate zombie cowboys who have a song number with Snoop Dogg, and they're being held prisoner by a demon played by Machete himself Danny Trejo. That was a more entertaining scene in the movie, but it still wasn't entertaining by that much.

The animation is kind of a mixed bag. On the one hand, it is bright and colourful and pretty to look at, for the most part. The other hand is that the CG models are not the best the characters have looked in CG, I mean, they have looked worse, but they didn't look that good, I think they looked better in the previous movie, Sponge Out of Water. Still, it wasn't the worst I've seen, after a movie like Fe@rLeSS_ any CG animation looks better... from big studios anyway, but it still didn't sit right with me.

It hurts that I don't like this movie, I actually really hate having to say all this, this movie had people who worked hard on it, and I have nothing but love and admiration for the late Stephen Hillenburg, and I have faith that the team behind this movie wanted to make something that he would have loved. I just, didn't love it myself. Could it have been worse? Yes, but it most certainly could have been better. I think at the end of the day, you're either going to enjoy it, or not, but not in the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas kind of way where that is the entire point, more in the Hazbin Hotel kinda way where it's most likely just not going to be your cup of tea.

If you love SpongeBob even more than I do, or think it's something you might enjoy, or even just want to kill an hour and a half with something that's not super serious, hey, give it a watch, you might get more out of it than me, and that's great. Who knows, maybe I'll find more out of it upon repeated viewings, hey it's a SpongeBob movie, I'm still gonna buy it on DVD when it comes out, I just don't think I'll watch it as much as the first or second movies. Still, depending on who you are, you might get more out of it than me, so I'll give it a slight recommendation.