Old and new, loved and hated, known and obscure, if it's an animated movie, it's always worth talking about. Hi, I'm the Entity of Darkness, I love animation. On this blog, I'm going to discuss all kinds of animated movies. Something New Every Thursday
Monday, November 1, 2021
The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie (1979) - An enjoyable, but outdated way to enjoy classic shorts
Sunday, October 10, 2021
First Impressions: Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)
Sunday, October 3, 2021
Monster High: 13 Wishes (2013) - Nothing special, but harmless
Well, it's the October month, and that means spooky scary fun and also spooky silly fun. Last year I didn't end up reviewing any kind of spooky movie, I got a copy of The Thief and the Cobbler earlier and I really wanted to talk about it, and I also looked at the Recobbled Cut that same month. So, this year I thought I'd make up for the lack of a spooky review by taking a look at a Monster High movie... Goodie. Well, hey I enjoyed My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I have a soft spot for Jem and the Holograms, and I've watched Ruby Gloom growing up, so maybe this won't be so bad. Also, if you're wondering, I chose 13 Wishes because it is the one I am the most familiar with, in the sense that it was the only one I knew existed and vaguely what it was about. Thanks online internet video game reviewers!
Plotwise it is about the younger sister of Clawdeen Wolf, Howleen (As an aside, I hate these names) finding a magic lantern and summoning a Genie, who gives her thirteen wishes. You can probably tell where this goes, but to the movie's credit, they do twist your expectations a little bit. First off, this genie has an evil shadow doppelgänger, which is not a part of genies that I have seen before, but also is that while Howleen does begin to make selfish wishes, she actually does start by trying to make others happy. It isn't until she gets bullied by others that the shadow genie begins to manipulate her into using the wishes selfishly. It's actually kind of clever, or it would be if the bullying was more than two sentences. Otherwise, you know what you're going to get with this plot, character gets ultimate power, uses it unwisely and almost puts a great evil in power. The plot is nothing that special.
I think that is my biggest problem with the movie, or should I say, special. Yeah, this would be another "Technically" review, but the movie is over an hour long. Despite that, it really is not written or edited like a movie. Most movies would hold on shots or let scenes linger to really let the weight of the scene take hold, they can do this because they have a rather lengthy time limit to really experiment with. A television show does not have this time to play around with, so emotional scenes have to be done differently. The ending conversation between Pearl and Amethyst in the Steven Universe episode "On The Run" would probably have been written differently if it was for a movie. This movie is not really written or edited like a movie and more like an extended television episode, which I'll be honest, is only a problem if that is not what you're expecting. I hear people complain that some movies based on shows are "Just an extended episode" and I usually never see that, well, now I think I know why, those movies are still written and edited like movies.
Character wise, well... I mean they aren't bad. The main cast are friendly and want to help people, which is nice, Clawdeen is very much the "Big sister", but she doesn't really remind me of my brother like the sister in "Whisper of the Heart" did, in that she doesn't come off like she's trying to be a controlling figure in her younger sibling's life. Gigi the genie is kind of bland, honestly so is the villain Whisp, she's just kind of your basic villain. Howleen is a high school girl, probably freshman, maybe sophomore, I'm sure some Monster High fan is gonna correct me on that one. I dunno, the characters to me never seem to go beyond the basic characteristics that we expect of characters like these. I will say, I do like one of the background characters, just a dude with an eyeball as his head, it's like if someone from The Residents was a cartoon character, and I adore it.
I also have a few criticisms with the voices. For the most part the actors do fine, I never heard a flat read or a bad take in there, but a few of them out on rather generic accents, and Draculaura's voice is clearly pitched up a little, like other people noticed that right? I just found it really distracting. Otherwise, again the voice acting was fine. That is also my opinion of the animation, it isn't bad, it's smooth and has some appeal to it, but television quality 3D animation is never going to look as good as it could.
Really that is the best thing to take away from this review, this is a television movie, and it feels like it. On some level I do have to admire the fact that they didn't try to emulate a theatrical experience. I think if you go into this movie knowing what you're gonna get, you might have a good time. Nothing about this movie is that special, but it isn't terrible, as a whole I can recommend this is a certain type of audience. Hey, there is nothing wrong with a movie that is made for specific audiences. If you want a silly spooky something to put on this Halloween, well I'd recommend other things first, but if you want to try something new, I don't see the harm in this one. I may only slightly recommend it, but it's still a recommendation.
Wednesday, September 1, 2021
The Great Mouse Detective (1986) - A cute, but also risque kids movie
The 1980s were an interesting time for kids movies. This was the era that Don Bluth was making his movies in, and Disney was also releasing a lot more movies with darker or heavier themes. This seems to have died in the nineties with the Disney Renaissance, personally I pin the blame on how bad The Black Cauldron turned out, but after that mess was released, they made The Great Mouse Detective, which didn't begin the renaissance, but did it put Disney on the right path?
The movie follows Olivia Flaversham who is found by Dr. Dawson and they both find famous detective, Basil of Baker Street to find her father, who has been kidnapped by a servant of the wicked Professor Ratigan, who has a particularly villainous scheme to become ruler of all of mousekind by replacing the Queen. Plotwise, I gotta say it was all rather tight. It flowed really well and at no point was I ever confused about where the plot was going. Every location was gone to for a purpose and the movie does explain why they're going there. I don't think there is really anything here that pads out the plot, even during a seemingly superfluous musical number, they do slip in something that is plot relevant. It is very well done, no plot holes, no confusing parts, probably one of Disney's most well written plot lines.
I do have to add though, this movie does have some moments that are... not as child friendly as kids movies today would be. There are some scarier moments and there is a scene with a character is dressed in typical showgirl attire, yes... showgirl. The movie's opening would probably be scary to some young kids who aren't expecting it. I would say to not show this movie to anyone younger than seven. It is definitely a movie for older kids and parental guidance.
Character wise, I really like the characters here. Basil is eccentric and enthusiastic, thinking about it, he kind of reminds me of something... plus it is clear he isn't very social. Could he be... oh well. Olivia is also very cute, the way she mimics Dawson occasionally is just adorable. However, the character that steals the show is absolutely Professor Ratigan, who is delightfully devilish, and skirts the line of suave and sophisticated baddie, to blood-thirsty brute. A lot of this has to do with the voice performance. Vincent Price does an absolutely delightful job as the villain, just the epitome of slime and vileness that is his voice. The rest of the cast do an excellent job as well, Barrie Ingham and Val Bettin, even some of the smaller roles had good voice work, even if I could tell one of the voices was Alan Young.
Now animation is where the movie really shines. Of course, being a Disney animated feature, it looks brilliant. I would say that some of the faces looked a bit unsettling, but I think that it was done on purpose, to show that Basil can be as crazy as Ratigan. However, I think the most impressive thing about the animation is the incorporation of CGI. While this wasn't the first of the Disney animated canon to incorporate Computer Generated Imagery, and I don't think it is the best incorporation either (Let's be real it is hard to top that one shot from Beauty and the Beast), the CG is still really well done here. It is really obvious, but the cel shaded look of it makes it blend in better than say, the cave of wonders from Aladdin. Otherwise, the rest of the animation is well done, no obvious problems and a really good colour palette.
Overall, I quite enjoyed The Great Mouse Detective. While I don't think that it is one of Disney's greatest, I can admit that it was a cute and fun little movie that had a little bit more of a risque side to it. I think I enjoyed the characters the most, they were engaging to watch and putting them into this really well woven plot and really good animation made this movie a very enjoyable. I didn't mind the darker and more adult moments, I don't think it is the most extreme in that regard, but most of the other dark kids movies of the era were more emotionally dark like An American Tail or more intense like The Secret of NIMH, so I would advise parental guidance when putting this on for kids. Still, it was an enjoyable movie, I can give it a solid recommendation rating.
Sunday, August 1, 2021
Whisper of the Heart (1995) - Corny, silly and a total mood movie.
I've looked at animated movies from Japan before, but never from the most well known studio, Studio Ghibli, and there was a reason for that. I wanted the first Studio Ghibli film I reviewed to be one that I held close to my heart. I also wanted it to be a special occasion, and while fifty reviews may not seem special, it means a lot to me. So, I want to celebrate by looking at one of my all time favourite movies; Whisper of the Heart.
I feel like Whisper of the Heart gets overshadowed a lot by the other Studio Ghibli movies. When talking about all of them, it's always Totoro, or Spirited Away, or Kiki's Delivery Service, Grave of the Fireflies, Princess Mononoke, or something else. I think most animation fans have that one Studio Ghibli movie that they feel is overlooked by the big names, which is why I wanted to look at Whisper of the Heart first. A large part of why I do this is to shine a light on movies some people may not have checked out, so if you haven't looked at Whisper of the Heart directed by Yoshifumi Kondō, should you?
To describe the story would be difficult, not because the story is complicated, at its core, the story follows Shizuku Tsukishima and follows her as she decides what she wants to do with her life. It is a simple story, but it is so compact and so much happens before the one hour mark. I will say that some of these things don't really get completely resolved, or at least, they're resolved in small and quiet ways. There is a character in the movie that has feelings for Shizuku, but Shizuku's friend has feelings for him, but his friend has feelings for Shizuku's friend. While this plot point does get resolved, it isn't really sent off with much fanfare, it's just kind of over in a couple sentences. Strangely, this doesn't actually make the plot rough or sloppy, and I think I know why. This is probably the best example of a slice of life movie I have ever seen. Think about it, lots of situations in life kind of just stop short at the end. This movie exceeds at that idea, and I feel like this is something that Studio Ghibli captures in a couple of films.
Speaking of which, this movie is corny. It can be corny, silly and really awkward. Normally I would be critical of these scenes, but again, that is life. Life can be awkward, corny and silly. I guess that doesn't really encourage people who hate awkward and corny moments, trust me I get it, but I don't think these scenes are unwatchable. I don't know, maybe I personally relate to the weird kid that shows off their writings to anyone even if it is... really cringey. God why didn't any of my high school teachers slap me upside the head?
Character wise, we have to start with Shizuku. Shizuku Tsukishima is, in my opinion... One of my all time favourite fictional characters. Top five hands down. There are not a lot of characters I feel I can really relate to, but I can really relate to Shizuku. I was probably a couple years older than her when I first saw this movie, but we were both students that enjoyed writing, and while we often found our work to be corny or cringey, we both tried to push ourselves, and we both were still wondering about what we wanted to do with ourselves. Even without all of that, I enjoy her cheer and optimism, but she isn't totally optimistic, she has her outbursts of anger, she gets overly emotional, she has self doubt. None of this distracts us from the fact that this is the same character that excitedly followed a cat into an antique shop though, it really does feel like we are watching a real person. Shizuku is also a total mood character for me and it is awesome.
To round out the other character, Shizuku's parents are... fine, maybe a bit unrealistically lenient, but not too bad. The old man who runs the antique shop is very warm and friendly, Shizuku's sister reminds me too much of my brother from when we were younger to really like, and Shizuku's friends are very realistic, poking some fun at her, but also being concerned for each other. You can see two of them go from playfully having some fun to being concerned for Shizuku, just by the expression of their faces. The only other character to really note is Seiji, and I'm going to be honest, I only ever came across a character like this once, and that was Logan Echolls from Veronica Mars, a character you just started off wanting to punch in his smug, git face, but by the end you actually kind of like.
I think the dubbing cast did a great job too. I know I should have watched this in the original Japanese language, but, come on The Dread Pirate Roberts himself voices the coolest cat ever! In fact, this cat was so cool, that The Cat Returns was made, and I am convinced it was entirely to give us more of Carey Elwes as the Baron.
On a technical level, this movie is beautiful. The animation, well it is Studio Ghibli animation, so it is really good. Characters are well designed and I didn't notice any errors. What is more interesting to talk about thought is the music, or the lack of music. One of my Twitter mutuals, PowerLoud Girl made a tweet a while ago calling Studio Ghibli movies a form of ASMR, and yeah I totally get it. Studio Ghibli movies do tend to be a lot quieter, and in this movie, often the only background noise you get is literal background noise. Echoing footsteps, the sounds of bugs, even some bits of dialogue, which you can make out more often than not. I think that is a really nice touch. When there is background music, it can be really good, and I think the best example is the music in the antique shop. I think it's a harpsichord, but correct me if I'm wrong, but whatever instrument it is, it really does sell this scene as being right out of a fantasy story.
On some level, I really should hate this movie. It is slow paced, corny and awkward, and has a very compact and hard to outline plot. That being said, I love the atmosphere of the settings, I love the character relationships, I love Shizuku's character, I love the animation, I love the Baron, I love a lot of this movie. Upon a critical viewing, this movie does have some flaws, but I don't think they are movie breaking. I really do think this is a movie that anyone who wants to go into an artistic field should see. This movie almost, defies being reviewed by my typical style, and I am super glad I saved it for this occasion. It is one of my all time favourite movies, and I highly recommend it.






